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March 24, 2010 Guy Stuff

She Asked For A Threesome, He Choked Her!

threesomeWhen I read the headline “Threesome Request Ends in Choking Attack” I immediately thought, wow some girl finally lost it. Funny thing is I was so wrong. The reality is a man actually beat down his girl after engaging in some “mild intimacy” with her and another female.

WHAT! I am sure that’s what you are thinking. How about a WTF when I tell you the case made it all the way to The Supreme Court. Okay, see what had happened was this… Girl wants a threesome. Girl gets boyfriend drunk so he is “more receptive” to getting busy with girl and girl’s friend. Guy is all into it until guy realizes girl and her friend are way more involved. Guy leaves and drives off drunk eventually crashing into some bushes. Girl goes after guy and tries to take guys keys. Guy slaps, punches, and chokes girl. Guy goes to jail pleads guilty and somehow guy and girl are engaged to be married. Moral of the story… Girl should have let guy initiate threesome.

I am dumfounded by this bizarre chain of events, so I can’t offer any explanation other than the pair probably deserve each other; however, I will say that I am baffled by a few things. I thought a threesome was everyman’s fantasy. Also, do you marry a man that beats you up for wanting to have a threesome? I think this is a classic case of a VERY confused guy.

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