The Funny Thing About Pick-Up Lines
By: // September 20, 2010

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Hmm, because I’d prefer my vowels side by side, or I’m thinking about a sad pick-up line from the weekend? You guessed it, a dismal attempt to get my attention over a martini.

I guess sometimes it doesn’t matter if a pick-up line is shamefully bad. I personally think it’s more in the delivery and attractiveness of the deliveryman — but you gotta know your strengths and weaknesses, guys…

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Should I call you for breakfast or nudge you?
  • Do you own a chicken ranch because you sure know how to raise a cock.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
  • That’s a pretty dress. It’ll look even better on the floor next to my bed.
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    And the oldie, but maybe not so goodie…

    • If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

    Since many experts claim a simple “hello” works better than any lame pick-up line, it may be the best option; but with a good sense of humor on both sides and nothing too outrageous, maybe it’s okay. Obvious failure? If the martini ends up in your face, it’s time to rethink your strategy, your delivery…or maybe that shirt.

    Funny or frightful, pick-up lines are like a cold beer — you gotta know how to pour it to get just the right amount of…

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