I am waiting on the day that Facebook becomes a ghost town like MySpace. Until that time, here are 10 reasons to unfriend someone on Facebook today in honor of National Unfriend Day.
1. They’re Your Parents
2. They’re Your Ex
3. You Don’t Know Them
4. You Would Never Say Hi to Them in Real Life
5. The Invite You to a Million Events
6. They Are in Looooooovvvveeee, and Don’t Shut Up About it
7. They Bring You Down
8. The Send You Dozens of Quizzes and Game Invites
9. You’ve Already Hidden Them From Your Newsfeed
10. You Don’t Want Them to Privy to Your Social Media Life
For those that don’t know, National UnFriend Day (NUD) is the international day when all Facebook users shall protect the sacred nature of friendship by cutting out any ‘friend fat’ on their pages occupied by people who are not truly their friends. This was supposedly declared by Jimmy Kimmel.
Unplugged via Perez Solomon