We don’t make this sh*t up, we swear! There really is a hand sanitizer called “Cleaner Than Shit.”
According to Blue Q, the makers of this sh*t, “if you’re not sanitizing you could get infected.” Since we have not used this sh*t, we can backup their claims that it kills 99.9% of germs on contact, but we thought you would find these reviews we found on Amazon.com useful. If nothing else, they are quite funny.
If you found that you have touched your genitals, they also have a hand sanitizer for that.