Haggard prostitutes, Kate Beckinsale, long distance relationships, worst dressed celebrities, texting, sex scandals, Vanilla Ice, and more guy stuff unplugged.

19 Very Haggard Prostitutes (Pics) – Fork Party

Here’s Vanilla Ice Singing an Indie Rock Version of ‘Ice, Ice Baby’/‘Ninja Rap’ – BroBible

Donkey Punch, sex toys, He-Man, boxers or briefs, girls with dragon tattoos, Amber Heard, famous men vanishing, Mark Wahlberg movies, porn star, Tim Tebow and more guy stuff unplugged.

Amber Heard: Candidate for Hottest Woman From The MLK Weekend Red Carpet – Moe Jackson

10 Famous Men Who Just Vanished – Man Made

Box office flops, spank bank, 3D fads, a drunk kid, the mile high club, dildos, flirting, Maury Povich, and more guy stuff unplugged.

Biggest Box Office Flops of 2011 – Moe Jackson

31 Unbelievable Maury Povich Screencaps – Screen Junkies

Failed Google searches, sex fantasies, Bill Maher, F-bombs, naked actresses, nip slips and more guy stuff unplugged.

Top 10: Female Sex Fantasies – Ask Men

23 NSFW F-Bomb Bill Maher & Tim Tebow Pro Bowl Snub Tweets – Busted Coverage

Sexualized Christmas, redneck wonderland, gifting lingerie, actresses transformed, WAGs, Rachael Taylor and more guy stuff unplugged.

The Best XMAS Gift Package Ever – Perez Solomon

It’s a Redneck Wonderland! (30 Photos) – The Chive

Boners, stupid viral fads, 21 drinks, homophobes, video game bosses, Drew Brees, model Edita Vilkeviciute and more guy stuff unplugged.

The Six Landmark Boners in a Man’s Life – The Smoking Jacket

Here’s Drew Brees’ Creepy Sesame Street Segment [Video] – Busted Coverage

Gold diggers, sports babes, booty calls, Jessa Hinton, Kate Beckinsale, white girls, Man Crayons and more guy stuff unplugged.

10 Things From Japan That We’re Thankful For – Campus Socialite

The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2011 – Ranker

Can a man be too masculine? For the sake of all MANKIND we hope not. However, there are many bad masculine “activities” that guys indulge in that women think are absolutely ridiculous including:

4. Fake Fighting /Wrestling
When you’re rolling around on the ground “wrestling” with you’re friends you don’t look masculine, you look childish. Also fake fist fighting with your boys isn’t fun for ladies either, it just looks like violence to us.

3. Being Money Hungry
Women like men who are ambitious and successful. However, most women would say they’re turned off by guys who are money hungry. If sentences like: “I’m married to money/my job/ my hustle,” are in your daily rotation, just know it’s not hot to us.

2. Super Silent Sexy Time
Being stoic in bed is weird. Keep in mind that communication is important to women, even during, maybe especially during sex. You like chicks to make noise, then by all means return the favor! If you’re doing your business and not making a sound, you run the risk of coming off psychopath scary.

1. Posing While You Stand
Standing with your shoulders wide and chest stuck out, guido style trying too hard. I know some random study showed that guys can’t help but change their posture when a hot girl comes around. Just be sure you’re not overdoing it. There’s nothing worse than a dude trying to look like a bigger dude. Relax.

Dating can be awkward. Do you know how to avoid those awkward moments on a date? For the MAN that has a hard time figuring it out, we put together a few scenarios along with some helpful tips.

Scenario 1: On a dinner date, you’re both chowing down when you notice there’s something stuck in her teeth.

What to do: This can be awkward but gently point it out, don’t worry about embarrassing her. There’s nothing worse than going through an entire dinner and ending the date only to find out you had something stuck in your teeth. As a woman, hell as a person, you’re going to wonder what kind of chicken shit your date must be to not say something about it.

Scenario 2: She comes back to the table after spending 10 minutes in the bathroom.

What to do: There could be a ton of reasons why she it took forever. There could have been a line, maybe that appetizer you insisted she try didn’t sit right with her. Either way say nothing.

Scenario 3: She mentions her last relationship was as a disaster

What to do: Show some interest, even if the last thing you want to do is hear about a bad break up. If you just say “That sounds awful,” she’ll appreciate that you empathize with her. Don’t worry, most women know not to rattle on about exes. The night won’t be ruined.

Scenario 4: You both know she makes way more money than you… and the bill arrives.

What to do: Pick up the bill. It’s important to treat a woman to a good time on a first date. So make the move and pick up the tab.

Hooters girls, blonde girl moments, military workouts, cracking a shy girl, getting laid on Thanksgiving, raunchy refrigerators, taking her panties off and more guy stuff unplugged.

Dalene Kurtis’s Blonde Ambition – The Smoking Jacket

Do you know how to please your significant other? For many men pleasing a woman comes natural. The most difficult thing about pleasing a woman is being able to listen and be interested in what she has to say. For women you would think satisfying a man would be the easiest task in the world. Fellas, could it be a simple as simple as getting naked and bringing you a beer?

Firsts dates can be nerve-racking even for men. Before meeting that special girl, why not take some time and do everything you can to make the best impression possible. Ultimately, the best rule to follow is to be yourself, but in addition to doing you there are also a few don’ts you should keep in mind.

WHAT NOT TO DO ON A FIRST DATE

Don’t Be Late – It’s one thing if a catastrophic life emergency goes down, but otherwise don’t be late for your first date. Even if it’s a few minutes, you don’t want to leave a girl waiting.

1. Don’t Under Dress – Girls like a guy that looks great in jeans and a t-shirt, but there’s a time and place for everything. Be sure to dress appropriately for your age and remember your date has most likely spent a lot of time to get ready for you, you should look like you put in some effort too.

2. Don’t Talk Politics or Religion – These are the most divisive topics out there. On a first date, you should stick with the basics. Talk about your hobbies, what you do for fun, and other lighter subjects. This is the best way to give your date a fair chance.

3. Don’t Talk About Yourself Too Much – Yes, you’re really awesome and adventurous and have tons of stories to share. Share a few things about yourself, but don’t over share. She has to talk too.

4. Don’t Get Drunk – This is pretty explanatory. If you drink too much, your date will think your either an alcoholic or over drinking because you’re nervous. Neither leaves a good impression.

There are some things a MAN should not do after a break up. To help you remember we decided to provide you with a “DON’T” list.

1. DON’T try to be friends right away. You need time away from each other to “heal.” If you try to be friends immediately, you’re more likely to stay in couple mode. Stay away until there is real closure.

2. DON’T get a haircut or a tattoo. You just went through a big change and you feel like you need to do something to “refresh” or “boost” your life. But beware of rushing into another commitment you’ll regret. Changing your look is not the answer to feeling better. Especially if it’s a tat.

3. DON’T get another girlfriend. After a breakup you should take some time to yourself. Date, even sleep with a girl or two, but DON’T rush into another monogamous relationship to fill the void of the relationship you just came out of.

4. DON’T spill your guts on Facebook. Yes, you might be going through it right now, but please don’t update your FB status with where you’re at on the 7 stages of grief scale. It’s a downer for us and not productive for you.

5. DON’T call her every time she comes to mind. It’s normal for her to come to mind. It’s even normal for her to come to mind several times a day. But it’s not normal for you to call her every half hour. Don’t stalk her.

When you think of Miami you think of one of the sexiest places in America, right? The Miami New Times recently conducted a survey of more than 2,000 people and obviously it was discovered that people in Miami were having a lot of sex. In fact, people in Miami are so horny, 91 percent of them admit to masturbating and threesomes seem to be a big thing. For more on what Miami folks like to do sexually check out this infographic.

For more detail results visit Miami New Times

Football season is upon us. Any Bro who has been around or was actually a jock already knows, where there are “players” there will be groupies. As part of Complex.com’s week-long NFL Preview, they surveyed several NFL players to get a glimpse into just what the groupie scene is like these days. They discusses the in’s and outs of Groupie’s aspiring to live “that life” cities with the ugliest groupies, the hotel scene, and how social media has become the primary tool for how groupies reach out to many NFL players. Complex covers 13 topics, but we have to admit “the craziest groupie stories” are by far our favorite.

Check out the excerpt below:

What’s the craziest groupie story that’s happened to you?

“In L.A. this chick domed me and my partners up. We left the room and our other homeboy went in to go fuck. We hear her moaning in the room, we’re laughing. And then all of a sudden we hear this weird noise. We thought she was choking him. We ran into the room to see what was going on, and it turns out that when he busted his nut, he threw up on her at the same time. Shit was hilarious and disgusting.” – NFL Pro Bowl tackle

“A girl was waiting outside my house. I wasn’t answering her calls or texts. Then all of a sudden she just started knocking on my door. I called the cops. [Laughs.] She knew I was inside, but I never came to the door because I had company. The police were calling her name outside and everything, talking about ‘[Player's name] called us and told us you were making a disturbance.’ And then she’s like, ‘Oh, so HE IS HOME!’ really loud. It was funny.” – Pro Bowl defensive lineman

“I met a girl on Twitter from Texas. She hit me up and asked me to mentor some kids. I told her I don’t live in Texas but I’ll do it in the offseason, which was around the corner. We exchange numbers, and I get a picture from her the next day. She says it was an accident and she meant to send it to her brother. It was a regular pic, I told her she looked nice. I was just being cordial, no flirting or nothing. We’re just talking casually, and then she hits me the next day and says, ‘If you liked yesterday’s pic, you’re going to love this one’…she was ass naked! All of a sudden, she wants to come to the city I play in and visit me, etc. I’m not biting though…

What’s the craziest groupie story you’ve heard about?

“We meet this one chick and chop it up with her in the lobby. She says she’s down to suck us all up. Me and my homeboy stay down in the lobby at the bar and my other friend goes up to the room with the girl. We get up there about 15 minutes later, and the girl is crying. My friend is cussing her out bad calling her all types of hoes. She sucked him up, but I have no idea why she was crying. My homeboy that was with me at the bar went up to her and was trying to get a blowjob and she said she didn’t want to do it. She put her hands back in her face. His dick was already out so he’s standing next to her and all of a sudden bust on her shoulder. She raises up and was like ‘Are you serious?’ and just lost it and started laughing actually. It was pretty funny.” – Pro Bowl right tackle

“We were at the club one night. We had a table and there was a group of girls next to us at another table. There were about ten of them. Well my homeboy got to chopping it up and he fucked all 10 of them in one night. I have no clue how he did it.” – #29 who shall remain nameless

How do they get in contact with you?

“Social media mostly. They also give you the groupie stare at the club too. Just stare at yo’ ass until you speak to them. Be hypnotizing guys [laughs].” – NFL Pro Bowl lineman

“They just stare at us when we’re in the club. Like deliberately. It’s like you’re going to the dog pound, and they’re just waiting to get chosen. They will literally stare at you in VIP until you ask them if they want to come to VIP.” – An anonymous #24

“Mainly in the clubs. Anytime there is a big event like a Super Bowl or All-Star weekend, they are around. They make sure to get your attention by the way they dress or they’ll approach you. I’ve had girls slip their number in my pocket before. When they come up to me, they’ll say they’re your biggest fan or ‘I can tell you play football by the way you’re built.’” – Former NFC East safety

For the entire article make sure to head over to Complex.com

We’ve compiled a list of the top 11 things women say make a guy un-date worthy. We went with 11 because 10 just wasn’t enough. Check it out and see how you stack up!

1. He has a “type” that he sticks to, no matter how unrealistic it is.

2. He can’t kiss.

3. He is more afraid of spiders than I am…

4. His mustache is shaped like an old time magician or warlock.

5. His nails are longer than mine.

6. If he pronounces the “L” in “Salmon.” NO deal!

7. He only has female friends.

8. He is very homophobic-makes you wonder, why?

9. He needs more time to than I do to get ready in the morning.

10. He doesn’t know the difference between a dress and a skirt… that’s a lot of guys.

11. He wears socks with sandals.

You have your list and we have ours. Some of this may not come as a surprise to you, but take a gander anyhow!

#5 Self-Portrait Insanity

Having an album dedicated to pictures you’ve taken of yourself, by yourself, makes it seem like you either have no friends or are totally self-obsessed. Neither option is good. It’s one thing to have a couple pictures of yourself on FB, but if you have more than 5 self-portrait style pictures it’s officially become weird.

#4  Women-Bashing Posts

It doesn’t matter if you’ve been cheated on or burned one too many times – keep the woman hating to your self. It’s a total drag to read status updates that are bitter, angry and sad.

#3  Juice Head Posing

We can tell that you’re fit without you flexing for the camera. Just be normal in your pictures, we don’t need an invitation to the gun show!

#2  Flaunting Success

Women like a man who’s successful, but most women don’t like a show off. If your status updates are constantly about the next meeting you’re going to, followed by the power players you’re drinking with, followed by the exclusive, blah, blah blah… We’re tired just typing it.

#1  Stalker-Gawker

This goes without saying: the most hated thing guys do on Facebook is stalking. You know who you are, so please stop gawking at pictures of exes or girls you wish you had in your life (that way), it’s creepy-deeps.

Every man is in a “Friends With Benefits” relationship if he chooses to have sex with a girl and does not claim her as his girlfriend. Whether it’s casual sex with someone on various occasions or hooking up with a girl friend after a night of drinking, at some point there are strings attached.

The relationship may have started out as friends, but whenever sex is involved there will definitely be a level of emotional and physical attachment from the female involved. After all, what female do you know that isn’t emotional?

If you want to make sure the sex is mutual physical pleasure and nothing else, here are a few tips that should ensure your Friends with Benefits arrangement stays on a gratifying path.

1. Always Take Separate Cars
Yes you are friends, but keep in mind she is not your girlfriend. Riding together whether it’s to a designated “hook-up spot” or just to grab a bite to eat can send out the wrong message. The more time spent together doing “girlfriend/boyfriend” type activities the more mixed signals you send. Avoid adding too much of a personal aspect to your relationship.

2. No Vacations
This is obvious. She is not your girlfriend, so do not treat her as such. Many women give their relationship the official boyfriend tag when they take their first trip with that special guy. You are in the relationship for the benefits and not for the status, so do yourself a favor and keep your travels to a minimum. A trip to a bar or even a restaurant is okay. A trip to Mexico spells disaster.

3. Do Not Spend The Night
You two have had an incredible night together. Why ruin it by staying the night and cuddling? Cuddling is one of the top indicators that a man is into a woman after sex. I do not advice you to treat her as if it’s a wham, bam, thank you ma situation, but beware of too much affection. If you want to make sure you stay within the boundaries of Friends With Benefits, get up and go home after sex.

4. Decline Her Invite
The biggest advantage to a Friends With Benefits relationship is that both parties go into it with the idea that it’s just sex. In fact, it’s sex without love, obligations, and minimal expectations. Therefore, don’t feel like you are obligated to do anything except hook-up. I’m not encouraging you to be an ass, but I am recommending that you don’t get sucked into hanging out unnecessarily. Going with her to family functions, weddings, or even to the movies sends out the wrong message. The more time spent together the more her feelings will evolve towards you.

5. Play Your Position
This has to be the biggest rule to any relationship, but definitely for a Friends With Benefits situation. Think of your favorite sport. Let’s say basketball. If the point guard is playing the center position, he is bound to get dunked on. Understand where you stand in the relationship and what your part is. You are friends, but it’s just sex. Act accordingly!

Most believe that sex is better when you are in a committed relationship; however, is there a possibility that being married can kill casual sex?

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It’s hard to get inside a woman’s head, period. So on that crucial first date, when you’re bumping your gums about your life and work and friends, what is going through her mind? Wanna’ know – here you go!

1. Does He Always Talk This Much?

You thought you were the only ones that didn’t like mindless chatter? Chicks have a threshold too! In fact, dominating the conversation all night long is a sign of a narcissistic guy. It can’t be all about you- so ask her about herself and get to know her. If you’re a nervous talker, you might have to practice by taking a breath, slowing down and listening.

2. Is He Ambitious?

Talking about how you like to kick back with the boys and exploring your hobbies is great. But take a moment to let her know you have ambitions in life. Women like a guy who has goals, no matter what field they’re in.

3. Is He A Mama’s Boy?

Women like a man who loves his mother. Women are freaked out by guys that: “Don’t like restaurants, because mom’s cooking is better.” “Talk to mom 3 times a day.” You get the point.

4. Can I Take Him Home To My Family?

True, it’s only the first date. Women however, are sizing you up from the moment they meet you to see how much of a potential mate you could be. If she decides you’re only good for having fun, so be it! Just know that on your first date, she’ll be sizing you up to see if you’re good enough to meet the Fockers.

5. Is He Going To Make A Move Tonight?

Depending on what type of girl she is, she might be down if you try to make a move on her. Whether you actually do or not, it’s definitely on her mind!