TOP 3 ARI GOLD ONE-LINERS

Let’s face it, Ari Gold played by actor Jeremy Pivens was the show. Who would have ever thought Seinfeldby, the gay snakeskin wearing guy from Rush Hour 2 would turn out to be such a foul-mouthed arrogant SOB? Some of his most notable quotes include:

“Has so much cum been squirted in those eyes you can’t see what’s right in front of your face”
Ari says some crazy sh*t!

“Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck don’t answer”
Titty-Fuck, okay!

“Lloyd”
We will all miss Ari screaming Lloyd’s name!

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