Considering that real life newspaper is ass worthy, why not wipe your butt with some news covered toilet paper.

Described as “not too scratchy, either,” The Things We Didn’t Know Loo Roll contains over 100 individual facts and talking points (for after you’ve left the toilet, obviously). Compiled and an almost-endless source of entertainment, this toilet newspaper roll is designed to make you spend an awful lot more time in the toilet. Retail $8

Side note: I thought everybody knew that you are supposed to use undyed toilet paper. Just saying…

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