Never call your friends fake, unless you’re ready to fight!
Being called fake is the ultimate disrespect. Why? Like Ronnie’s Xenadrine Ultra commercial preaches: “Keeping it real is what it’s all about”. If you’ve watched the show, (which we know you have), then you know that the word fake, will bring out the wrath of the guido gods and leave you with an evening of flying fists and ripped out weave on the floor.
GTL: The process of staying fresh and mint. Stands for “gym, tan, laundry.” Must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential. But what’s the real take away here? Maybe it’s to find the balance, because some Jersey Shore heads have taken the “T” in GTL, too damn far!
Drank Will Make You Stank
This could be a lesson you learned in college, but if we’re to learn anything from the Jersey Shore about drinking, is that DRANK will make you do anything and everything to destroy your relationships. Also, if you’re a classy person, drinking will turn you to trash. As Snooki so eloquently puts it: “I’m Not Trashy Unless I Drink Too Much”.
Sunday Dinner Is Bond
Sunday dinner is a time where the family comes together and shares food, fun and laughs. Also, Sunday dinner is the only way you know that everything is all good with the people in your “family”. If anyone misses this special dinner, it’s a huge sign that something is amiss. Don’t miss Sunday dinner because it says to the others that you no longer want to be down with your makeshift family of people who occasionally beat you up, scam on your potential lovers and talk about you behind your back
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