This guy! After we were done laughing at Chef (we say that loosely) Matty Matheson’s colorful language, we actually learned a few things about grinding f*cking meat, f*cking creamy cheese, and proper f*cking topping for a burger.
From his house, while kids are out front smoking crack (his observation not ours), tattooed Matty demonstrates how to make the perfect burger. According to Matty, people fuck with the patties too much. We also learned something very basic: “don’t fuck with the shit.
His burgers definitely look delicious. If nothing else, this guy is entertaining. Did we mention he compares burgers to babes. Do you have the munchies yet? How can you not like him.
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