Once again FHM counted down what they believe to be the 100 sexiest women in the world and once again they forgot to ask Mankind Unplugged our opinion, so we are going to offer it anyway. Like last year, their list is impressive, but we are required by nature to put a spin on it. Yes, we judge other women; that’s what women do.
In 2012 FHM committed the biggest sin (in our eyes) and listed Pippa Middleton #11 and Adriana Lima #45 on their list as if a Brit would ever be hotter than a Latina bombshell. This year, we feel like they dropped the ball and committed a great error by only ranking Sofia Vergara 100 on their list. Sofia may be older than most if not all the chicks on their list (except Jennifer Aniston), but she still deserves to be at the very least in the top 30. The one thing that they did get right was NOT listing Kim Kardashian in their top 30. Yes, they have her listed at 38 and we would have to agree.
To help FHM right their wrong we have put together our top 10 list. If you are looking for the expected, don’t. Megan Fox did not make our top 10. Hopefully, we got it right. What do you think?
9. Brittney Palmer
Official UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer is gorgeous. Don’t believe us? Check out her spread in FHM’s new All-American cheerleader issue with our number 8 pick Arianny Celeste.
3. Mila Kunis
In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Ms. Kunis is going to take over our “She’s hot, but we are tired of her” list. FHM believes that she is arguably the biggest sex symbol of her generation and ranked her at the top of their 2013 Sexiest Women In The World list. We definitely agree she’s cute and sexy. Unfortunately, we just don’t believe she’s THE HOTTEST of the 100 women they selected. Mila was also voted by Esquire as the sexiest woman alive.
Rihanna topped our list last year. We still think she is hot because of her “I don’t give a f*ck attitude,” but we have grown tired of her. The very thing that makes her hot is starting to wear thin and overshadow her sexy. She’s too wild and vulgar for a young lady wouldn’t you agree?
1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Yes, Rosie is our number 1 pick. She might have only landed at #45 on FHM’s list this year, but there is a reason why she has been on their list four consecutive years (2012 #18, 2011 #1, 2010 #27). The Victoria’s Secret model exudes sexiness and her boyfriend Jason Statham… he’s hot too. Sweet Rosie oozes sex, sex, and more sex.