Deciding when to introduce a girl to your friends and family can be stressful. Usually before you introduce a girl to your family you make sure that they know a little something about who she is. Now imagine if the girl in question was a high-profiled celebrity that is not known for all the right things. Would you think twice about your approach?
Mankind Unplugged compiled a list of our top 5 female celebrities you should think twice about introducing to your mom. Let’s just say thanks to TMZ no formal introductions are needed for these hot and controversial ladies.
1. KENDRA WILKINSON
Let’s cut to the chase! Kendra’s sex tape “Kendra Exposed” will be released via Vivid Entertainment today. Need we say anything else? From what we hear there are sex toys and multiple sex partners involved. If that is not enough to scare you away, she lived in the Playboy mansion… HELLO! Kendra is also married to a football player and was once a heavy drug user. Let’s look at the positive, she does like sports. What man wouldn’t want a young lady that is into sports (literally)?
If Kendra is not the type you bring home to mommy, don’t fret as the next man will. Wait, NFL looser Hank Baskett already has. For clarification, Hank is a looser on many levels and not because he wifed a p*rn star turned Playmate. Who drops a game winning pass during the Super Bowl? Wait, Hank did!
It is safe to assume any girl that has multiple sex partners at one time, uses sex toys while being taped, and has a stripper pole in her living room is far from the girl next door!
2. LINDSAY LOHAN
Lindsay was knocked out the top spot only because of Kendra’s sex tape. Two words… WHAT HAPPENED? She went from Disney to drugs and somewhere in between stopped at the nearest lesbo shack. Although Lindsay has said she is not a lesbian, when asked if she is bisexual, she responded “Maybe. Yeah”, adding “I don’t want to classify myself.”
Lindsay has been arrested a few times on DUI charges and has had several stints in rehab. Even if you are willing to forget all about that and somehow you think she still has meet mommy potential, how would you introduce her? Imagine standing in front of your mom in your DEEP THROAT voice saying “Mom, meet Lindsay she is an actress and her latest role is portraying p*rn star Linda Lovelace in a new biopic.” No matter how you look at it, trying to bring Lindsay home to meet the folks would definitely be a parent’s trap!
3. LADY GAGA
We have one question. Is he/she really a lady?
4. KIM KARDASHIAN
Despite her sex tape, a sexy Carl’s Jr. commercial, her Playboy cover, and groupie like activity (she dated a football player, R&B singer, etc), Kim is our favorite on the list. Kim is beautiful and we admire her hustle game; however, we are sure any mom would think twice if her son brought Kim K. home for Sunday brunch. The old saying goes, don’t hate the game, hate the player. Well, Kim is more than a player. Kim is the team captain and her mom Kris is the team owner as well as one of the top reasons Kim wouldn’t be a great candidate to meet the family. Can you imagine Kim’s mom as your mother in law? Someone once referred to Kim’s mom as a pimp. However, the reality is she just taught her girls well.
5. MEGAN FOX
Megan is the type of girl that you definitely bring around your boys. She is adored by many men and is consider a sex symbol by most men’s magazines. She was voted “Sexiest Woman in the World” in 2008 by FHM’s readers and was #2 on Maxim magazines Hot 100 list in 2009. Megan is so popular with the opposite sex that her overexposure caused several men’s websites to boycott her. “A Day Without Megan Fox” was proclaimed by Asylum.com asking other men’s sites to copy this stance.
If being over exposed was not enough, rumors have run rapid about Megan’s bad attitude and could easily be one reason why she is often referred to as “America’s Sexiest Bad Girl.” In Megan’s own words “I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.” Ask yourself is this the type of women I want to introduce to my mom?
These ladies did not make our top 5 list, but we thought they were worth the mention for those men who can’t figure out the obvious.
No Brainers: Britney Spears (Nervous Breakdown) and Amy Winehouse (Crack Kills)
Honorable Mentions: Kate Moss (Cocaine Habit), Lilly Allen (Opinionated, Outspoken While Intoxicated), and Rihanna (Good Girl Gone Bad Turned Sexually Charged Teenager)